Pointless Walks......

Hello February. How are you? Nothing much happening at the moment. A roofer came this morning and stayed for about 2 minutes before he stated he didn't do flat roofs. A shame as he seemed OK. A bit camp. A vamp roofer is an interesting concept. In other news my laptop might be broken. It doesn't seem to want to charge any more. I hoped it was the cable and now I'm hoping its the charger. It won't be. It will be the laptop. Oh and the pedal man is ignoring me leaving me with a pedal that half works. I hate everything. Why life why? Other than that nothing. Finished Resident Evil 2 and can't decide if I want to play it 3 more times or just get rid. I will give it a week. Kingdom Hearts 3 is giving me a headache and there doesn't seem to be any way to turn the fucking music off. It's like being forced to eat candy floss all day. Watching Toast of London still as need something stupid to level me out. Other than that nothing to report. It still keeps...

It starts with an altercation at superdrug where a pretty girl in too much makeup     wont believe I have a loyalty card and ‘there’s nothing under your name’ Loyalty card? I have a loyalty card. I only wanted some overpriced hayfever tablets.  No I don’t want another one. I haven’t lost it. Just don’t have it with me, I cant carry them all. I would need a massive lorry. I escape and cross the road to poundland but I am mugged by a 12 year old asking me if I want to change my energy supplier.  It will only take a minute. I do have a minute but you’re not having it. You’re not having it. I do want to change my energy supplier actually because they are shit.  But I don’t want to do it with you. I will do it with them meercat things and get to go to the pictures free and spend a fortune on overpriced popcorn that tastes like me pants. Simples. The big issue women is always there after she got moved on from co-op.  She sees me and knows...

Drip drip drip. It's cold. I don't want to get up. I have to get up. When will the darkness end. Drip drip drip. Sabrina. I am not really enjoying this. Let's get it done. Drip drip drip. Where are my headphones? Let's use the rubbish ones that make me look like a cyberman. Drip. I want you to do something but I don't have the information you need. This is your fault. Drip. Why is everyone wandering around? Why isn't anyone saying anything? Drip. I know it's cold. I live in the world. Drip drip drip. Walking animals through the mud. This is my job. I am the only one who can do it. Drip. Grilled cheese sandwiches. Glued to an iPad. Glued to a phone. No interaction. Glued to the internet writing some shit that no-one will ever read. Why am I here? Drip. Drip. Find a space to play a game I don't like any more. I can hear you breathing. Drip. When is the soonest I can go to bed without an argument? Drip. When will yo...

Again 'It's definitely going to snow'. Again it's not snowing. Another nothing day full of existing. Looking for a roofer has led to me foolishly using Mybuilder.com which now means I get hundreds of emails, seemingly from criminals, who want to come round my house. The one person on there I asked for has promised (honest) to phone me. They haven't phoned me. I would be much happier renting a house. It's so much less hassle than paying for your own shithole and waiting for it to collapse. If the kitchen blows up I can just tell my landlord. He (or she) can then worry about unblowing it and paying someone to get that sorted. Listening to the (new) Suspiria soundtrack by yr man from Radiohead. It's good. A bit spooky as it should be. Played quite a bit of Kingdom Hearts which is very much OK. Nothing more. Small children like it so thats all that matters. Good job I watched Hercules though or would be very confused. Cant be bothered to watch anythin...

Ok I'm going to talk about wrestling. You can fuck off now if you like. I have been watching wrestling for 30 years. Mainly WWE but a bit of everything. I used to watch wrestling and eat crisps rather than go to college. This is why I am a failure today. Today I watched wrestling and ate crisps. 30 years later. It was the annual Royal Rumble party. The one only I go to. Usually drinking fizzy wine and eating Doritos . I have no money so eating crisps and drinking whatever was in the fridge. It was very long. The total show was 7 hours which is ridiculous. I sat through 5 hours of it. When it was great it made me cry and remember why the fuck I was there. When it was boring it was just boring and not for me. I couldn't do anything else because I didn't want to go on the internet and spoil surprises. There were no surprises. I don't know why I like wrestling. I just do. A lot of the time when I am watching it I wonder why I am watching it. I listen to a lot of w...

Watching NXT Takeover. Whilst good, it's the worst one I have seen. Other things I have watched. The Girl in the Spiders Web. Ok. Picked up. A bit bland. She is a rubbish Lisbeth. Not her fault. Poor casting. She was good in Unsane. If that was her. Haven't watched The Crown because it looks shit. One Cut of the Dead. Entertaining. It's like a film followed by the making of the film but all staged. Different. Points for that. That documentary about the Fyre Festival. Such a shame to see rich entitled people being taken for a ride by other rich entitled people. My heart bled for them. Truly. Going to try and watch Hercules later to prep for Kingdom Hearts. I imagine it will be just another Sunday. Dog walking. Bath. Time wasting. There is nothing more to be done on a Sunday. I only have a finite number of Sundays left so it's a shame about that really. I imagine there is someone out there having a nice time today. Good for them. Maybe they are at the Fyre F...

Left alone. Left alone again. Left alone with my invisible friends. Come Dine with me is on. That is my comfort food and I haven't seen this one. I could do Come Dine with me. Crisp sandwiches and fish fingers. I am aware my use of capital letters is not consistent. Played Resi 2 for a bit but there is a big man that chases you round which has spoiled it a bit for me as it's now become a stress simulator. I don't remember this mans from when I first played it 21 years ago. It will be ok in micro chunks. Cant decide if my IVP is busted. It's so weird its hard to tell. I feel I am going to have to send it back. More stress. I might watch Shipwrecked which looks like a shit Survivor and is full of children. I am drowning under a sea of hastily drawn pictures. I won't be allowed to throw them away. Ever. What are you looking at out the window? I don't know any of these people even though they live near me. Need to insure my car that I drive once a mon...