February 3rd

What a weird film. Gasper Noe innit. Great dancing though, You can skip the first 45 minutes unless you are into dancing. Does pick up though with some none dancing related horror after that. Lot's of screaming. Anyhow...

Do you exhibit glib and superficial charm?

I don't know what this means. No. I am not charming. Superficially or otherwise.

Do you have a grandiose (exaggeratedly high) estimation of self?

I hate myself and I want to die. No.

Do you have a constant need for stimulation?

Very much so, but only certain non stressful kinds. Yes.

Are you a pathological liar?

A liar? Yes. Pathological? I don't think so. Maybe when I am drunk.

Are you cunning and manipulative?

I think I am and have been, but I am really shit at it. Maybe.

Do you have lack of remorse or guilt?

Some things I should feel guilty about I don't. Other things, sometimes.

Do you have shallow affect (superficial emotional responsiveness)?

If I know what this means. No. The opposite.

Are you callous, and do you lack empathy?

I think I do. I worry about this sometimes. Not often but sometimes. Yes.

Do you have a parasitic lifestyle?

I just wait for things to happen. I don't really live off other people. No.

Do you have poor behavioral controls?

I can't control the way I am or feel. I guess yes.

Are you sexually promiscuous?

I wish. No. 

Did you display early behavior problems?

My parents say so. I think I was quite good. I am the same now as then. Maybe.

Do you lack realistic long-term goals?

I have no goals. Long term or short. I would just like to be happy at some point.

Are you overly impulsive?

I can be. Mostly no, but when I am I really am.

Are you irresponsible?

I am. Yes.

Do you fail to accept responsibility for own actions?

Again most of the time. Yes. There is a part of me that gets out of control and doesn't.

Have you had many short-term marital relationships?

This question doesn't make sense. Have I been married a lot? No.

Do you have a history of juvenile delinquency?

No. I went cat crawling which was fun until we got caught, but that was it.

Have you experienced a revocation of conditional release?

What the fuck is a 'revocation of conditional release' I am googling this one.

I have never been institutionalised so no.

Do you display criminal versatility?

Why no I don't. Thanks for asking.

This test was rubbish.