Ice Skating

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Back once again for the renegade master, d for damager power to the people.

It’s Saturday and it’s raining and I have come to work in the car which is odd. My washing is not getting any dryer out there.

New people. Out of everyone in the building (well on this floor anyhow) I have been here by far the longest. Drifted. 

There is nothing to do but recreate madness, but I am eating pizza tonight so that’s something to look forward to. 

There are 3 games I want to buy. I can’t afford any of them. June is the worst month for spending money on other people. I don’t like June. At least after that it’s all ok until Christmas. 

Stop talking about your baby. Your baby does not define you. What were you before the child was born? Just empty space and some vapour? You were more than that surely. And you are the best rapper I have ever met. Baby baby baby baby food.

Watched ‘You were never really here again last night. Great. Not as great as I remember it but still great. And less than 90 minutes. Incredible. Probs going to see X-Men on Tuesday which is supposed to be deeply average but hey.

I don’t know what to do to stop you talking. Can I bang your head against the wall? Would that offend you?

Got up at 5am and watched WWE ‘Super Showdown’ it was terrible. At best it was like watching a car crash. I don’t know why I watch this stuff anymore. And then I do. Not very often. Occasionally they will put on a great match and that’s it. That’s why I watch it.

Is this going to go on all day? Please make it stop. It’s just white noise.

The music is dreadful today as well. 

It is eternal. It’s days like this where I feel that I am dead and in purgatory. Am I dead and in purgatory? Was I caught in the snap? If so save me. 

Because I was off yesterday my desk has become designated dumping ground. It is practically a landfill. I have been given the dodgy chair as well. The last time it just kept falling back. This time it goes up and down and up and down. 

Now we are going ice skating. We are not going skating.

I remember going ice skating when I was at college with Penny and Liz. I think it was after Kate and Allie. That might have been When Harry met Sally. Or The Fly. Happy times. Wonder where they are these days? I wonder if Penny still has that cool letter jacket? Hi there both of you. You were both pretty cool.

Oh and Sarah Martin.

Black Mirror was OK. Only three episodes and non of them amazing. The one everyone likes least is the one I like the most. Are they running out of ideas? Still good though and AKA is on next week so that’s something to look forward to. Love me a bit of AKA.

I am still not going ice skating with you. Not even at 11.00PM. What is wrong with you?

Lots of advert’s. Listening to this. Listening to the music and the inane babble. I just need to get me a massive fuck off sound system and play Sunn 0))) until the world breaks. 

Get me a BB Gun. Now. I want a BB Gun. And a glass eye.

It’s rare that I can type away here. Usually there is some random sitting next to me so It looks like its every 4 weeks. Less and less and less and less. 

I don’t like the new Belly album. It’s seriously bland. I will have to listen to it constantly until I find something in it to like. I don’t know as I can be arsed to sell it. I won’t sell it. 

Quiet. Oh no – spoke too soon.

I drew a map of the USA last week. That was fun. The west side is pretty easy but the east side is all over the place. What were they thinking? It was a brief phase of wanting to learn all the states, where they were, and the capitals. Why? God knows. It’s just the madness that is me. 

Why do I want to keep calling you Alissa. Alissa is not your name. It’s a very cool name but it’s not yours. Who knows? I am very tired. 

I have started taking herbal sleeping tablets they don’t work as well as the non herbal ones but that’s ok. You have to take 4 though which is weird. Why not just make one tablet four times as strong or four times as big? That would make more sense to me. I guess I will contact the manufacturers and make a couple of hundred thousand pounds out of it. 

There is nothing to add right now. I am being amused which is super nice but I am not sure  I am laughing at someone or laughing with them. It’s a difficult distinction to make and I wont know how I feel about it until we are done. 

Oh and before you ask. No. Definitely not.