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25th November

Formatting this has made it look terrible. Oh well. Who cares?

Spent the day doing things I didn't want to do and being harassed by other people. What fun.

As a reward got to eat my body weight (which is considerable) in Chinese food and soft scoop ice cream while some people wanted to snatch my plate away before my fork had even touched it.

Went on a bus which is something I am not ever happy doing and learn't that they now cost more than it would to chart a helicopter. A helicopter made out of gold. Flown by a supermodel.

Christmas lights are up and I am noting the addresses of these houses to visit later with a shotgun. It's good they have marked themselves out. It's kind of like putting crosses on doors. How appropriate.

Nearly spent £170 on a joypad last night before I realised I wasn't drunk and I couldn't do it.

The man that has ripped me off a game got his refund. That doesn't sound correct but as no-one is reading this I don't give a toss.

Say something about punctuation here...

What else?

Nothing else.

Just the night.

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