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May 28th

Well hi. How are you? How have you been? Me? Sitting here watching Pokemon because that's a thing now. It's not bad. I have sat through much worse. It's Anime as well. Shit anime but still anime. It was Bank Holiday yesterday and work once again ripped me off by rostering me as a non working day then. This means essentially I don't get a Bank Holiday. They do this kind of shit all the time. Y'know because they can. Anyhow I didn't do anything because it rained. I read a bit and watched some telly and tried to find a game to get into. A wasted day. I was supposed to be going to the cinema but things happened so I didn't. I have played through ALL the Uncharted games in a month (well apart from Golden Abyss where I keep falling of a log because of the Vita being all exciting) they were pretty good. You can catch my in depth review and ranking of them all elsewhere. Other than that not much else has happened. I am doing that thing where I just exist. ...

Ranking the Uncharted games in less than 10 words.

Worst Golden Abyss Too much fannying about with Vita shit. May never finish. Uncharted 3 Where the fuck am I supposed to be going? Uncharted Fucking jet ski shite. Uncharted 2 Not as good as everyone says. Uncharted 4 Far too long but really good. Uncharted : Lost Legacy As above but shorter. The best. Oh and although I got on this about 4 years too late the multiplayer and survival modes are REALLY fun.

Green

I love you inside your green cardy I love you without your green cardy I love you inside your green cardy I love you outside your green cardy Take it off Send it to me Wrap it up Christmas Tree In your green cardigan In your green cardigan Keep you hot inside your green cardy Keep you cool inside your green cardy Keep you safe inside your green cardy Keep you warm inside your freen cardy Rip it up Send it to me Burn it down Let me see In your green cardigan In your green cardigan In your green cardigan In your green cardigan Saturday has become every Saturday now. That just happened. I have essentially been everso gently shafted. But hey. This is my life. It’s May now. April was a bad month for spending. I need to stop that. I am not sure if I can. You can’t dry the rain. I just need to enjoy the things I have. I have pretty much given up drinking properly so who knows what I am capable of. I have been left a big bag ...

Not Saturday

Well it’s not Saturday. It’s ‘GOOD’ Friday so it’s time for me to do this again simply because there is nothing else to do. With it being a Bank Holiday it’s going to be really really busy or really really quiet. This would normally be my normal day off but they have rostered me in ‘because’. So I am working a longer day than normal (7 hours – poor me) on a day I am not supposed to be here. Happy days. This may not be that coherent because I am having to make small talk about Game of Thrones. Which is on again. And like EVERYBODY. It’s quite nice weather thanks for asking. It’s supposed to be the hottest Easter EVER. The floor will melt and everything will fall apart. This is at the same time people are protesting about the climate in the world.  I am spending money again on stupid stuff. Nothing expensive but loads of little things. This needs to stop. I kind of had an excuse because it was my birthday but that was a week ago so STOP. Banking errors.  For ...

I don't know what this is, but you can have it anyway.

1 I can tell you about it now. I have distance. I can tell you what happened without the need to lie or pretend the part I played in it was better than it actually was. I can tell you everything that happened. When and where. I can even have a go at why though I am not promising anything. You knew some of it. Not all of it. Some of it you thought you knew but you didn’t. Some of it you were just plain wrong about. As I always say.  ‘Don’t worry about the things you know. Worry about the things you don’t know’ 2 I am mediocre. There is not a better word to describe me. There are very few things I am good at and even the things I am best at  are deeply average by anyone elses standards. I live an average life in an average house in an average town. I have an average car and and average television that was once good but is now just so old. I live in an average country and do average things. By far the most average thing about me is my job. ...

What (didn't) happen on Saturday

So it looks like we are not doing this anymore.  I seem to have just dropped off it and not sure why. That’s me I guess. It’s a Saturday and I would usually do my work report but I don’t even have a memory stick. Let’s start with a weather update. It’s spring. We are having spring weather. It’s quite sunny and warm and your washing will dry on the line if you put it out there. We still need to have the central heating on though apparently. So my skin keeps falling off and the gas bill that I have to pay keeps going up. Wonderful. Anyhow the weather is ok. Work is as per terrible. They are doing that thing where they pretend to care and in the background doing things where they obviously don’t. They do this about once a year. In summer we will have the annual cull where they get rid of people for doing things they have been doing all year. It’s just what they do. Anyhow work is rubbish. So what’s happening now? Just sitting around looking bored. Talking about a works thing ...

First

IT WAS AS THE STREET LAMPS LIT. THERE WAS A KNOCK. I JUST WANTED TO BE ALONE. I JUST WANTED TO BE ON MY OWN. THEY KNOCKED AGAIN. AND AGAIN. AND AGAIN. I IGNORED IT. IT WOULDN'T GO AWAY. PERSISTENT. LIKE RAIN. VOLUME UP. VOLUME DOWN. NEITHER WOULD HELP. A KNOCKING. AGAIN. REPEATED LIKE SUNSHINE. LIKE CLOUDS. LIKE WEATHER. LIGHTS DARK. IN HIDING. PERSISENT. THE KNOCKING.